WANTED: A Nurse

WANTED: NURSE

Qualifications

Required: 

• A caring heart
• Humility
• Openness to learning
• Bladder of steel
• More patience than thought possible
• Performing nearly any task with one hand
• A strong support system

Preferred but not required:

• Poor/absent sense of smell
• Absent gag reflex
• Warm hands
• Hands resistant to constant scrubbing
• Ability to eat a full meal in 4 minutes
• Twisted sense of humor
• Stealth/ninja skills- especially on night shift
• Night vision
• Impenetrable immune system
• A fashion sense not bothered by wearing pajamas everyday
• Spidey-sense (also known as instinct)
• Can multitask like a boss
• Can untangle the Gordian knot of multiple lines
• Learns how to function while sleep deprived 
• OR learns to fall asleep under any circumstance
• MacGyver sense of innovation when necessary
• Can make a phone call while on hold with another phone call

If these apply to you, you should be a nurse. If not, you can still be a nurse :)

-C-